Sneaky Spy Poem

I am a very sneaky spy,
and I want the Scarlet Pimpernel to die!
He is very, very cruel
and you know he is quite a fool
I can find him though because I have a sneaky eye!

(late) Welcome, all French bloggers!

 Oh, I forgot to put my 'Welcome' post first, because..I've been a little busy with..um.......work! Yes, some dirty work that needed to be, uh, taken care of. Anyway, Welcome to Chauvelin's French Spy Blog, if you are an Englishman, exit this blog, shut down your computer, and walk away. I am Chauvelin, a little about me is that I have a fox-like face. I am a "ambassador" for those Englishmen, but I'm actually a spy for the French government, trying to find out who that blasted Scarlet Pimpernel is, ugh! That Scarlet Pimpernel! I'm the greatest spy in all of France, and I can't even figure out who the Scarlet Pimpernel is! If you have any, anything that can help me find him, then tell me, send me a letter, or email me at Frenchyguy.M@gmail.com, PRONTO!

    

    Well, at least there is one resource on which I can trust: Lovely Lady Blakeney (AKA to the French people reading this, Marguerite St. Just). She is just so wonderful, if you bargain with her right, then she will tell you anything. Once I dangled her brother's life for the Scarlet Pimpernel's in the guillotine. You might know him, Armand St. Just? Yes? No? Maybe? Oh well, so, I dangled his life before her and she told me that she saw on a piece of burnt paper that said,"Start myself tomorrow..." then on another line it said,"If you wish to speak to me again I shall be in the supper-room at one o'clock precisely." At the end, it was signed with a tiny star-shaped flower. It was signed by the Scarlet Pimpernel, but when I went into the supper-room at precisely one, no one was there but that dumb, rich, lazy, village fool Englishman, Sir Percy Blakeney! Well, I guess that is the end of my 'welcome' post. Now I have to calm down; just talking about those Englishmen gets me all rauled up!

James Bond

I think that James Bond was pretty good in cosino royal I liked when he was in the poker room. I liked how he was very sneaky to put that drug in that one guy's drink. I would give him 5 stars. He reminded me of myself. I think that I am a little better then him, He has all of these gadgets. I don't I am the best of the best.

My opinion on the movie is that it is very awesome. I like the part when they are in the hallway, They get into a relay big fight where James Bond wins. i think that he did really well in the movie. I think he is very sly and is very intelligent.

What I think of France today

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My opinions on the French government today are that well.... I love it! I love almost everything about it, but the one thing I truly hate is that some French people think that we were horrible to the aristocrats. Morbleu! Those Aristocrats only took from society and never gave back. They deserved to die for their traitorous acts against France. To see those aristocrats get a second chance at life absolutely disgusts me. I'm going to find every one of them and drag them to the guillotine by their hair if I must. I also can't stand the people who think the Scarlet Pimpernel was some kind of hero; I would not even spit in his direction let alone consider him to be some sort of hero.
Even though some of the French people idolize that traitorous Englishman instead of despising him like a loyal Frenchman would, I am happy that the French government is a republic not a monarchy. I like the fact that not one person has too much power, and if the President were to abuse his power, he would be voted out of office, and the Prime Minister would take the President's place. I wish France was always ruled by an elected official like the current president Nicolas Sarkozy or the Prime Minister Francois Fillon. They both know that a monarchy would just not work in France. Here's how France's government works. When the President wants to pass a new law, he must first get the Prime Minister's approval on it. Then, if the Prime minister approves it, it goes to the Parliamentarie (Parliament Branch) to either get approved ot thrown out. Once a bill is passed by the Parliamentarie, it must get passed by the House of Rights. If the bill gets passed by the House of Rights, it becomes a law, and is archived to remain a law unless a majority of people disapprove of it in both Parliamentarie and the House of Rights. i really appreciate the way that our government works together instead of just doing what one man (the king) says, a decision must be approved by everybody.

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That Pimpernel!

Well as you know, I am Chauvelin. If you know anything about that Scarlet Pimpernel, please tell me?One thing I shall say is that I am very happy that the monarchy was abolished. The common man will rule and NO king will be bossing around anymore! Now let us go back to the Scarlet Pimpernel. He's a rebel! Manipulating other people to help me will do! He is sneaky and sly, but I know I am better than him! So if you have any information about the Pimpernel,tell me ASAP!

Oh, September 21, 1792 is a joyful day in history! The monarchy is gone, free at last! King Louis and Mar-Antoinette were imprisoned in August 1792. One month before the monarchy got a abolished. Now we still need to find the Scarlet Pimpernel! Again please, please help. If you don't, you will be abandoned forever!