Who's bad and who's good???

You all know about 'modern' spies. They have the cool gadgets, these things called cars, they get the guy their chasing after, and always, always, gets the ladies (as of some movies I've watched). Now, the 'good' guy always gets or attacks the 'bad' guys, what if this 'good' guy isn't all that good? What if the 'good' guy is trying to and succeeds in making out a 'bad' guy? That is what the Scarlet Pimpernel has done with ME! Even though I AM a French Spy, I'm not really bad. And what is with all these labels?! I mean come on, the good guy and the bad guy!?! What is WITH the world these days! It's like the whole entire world has turned upside down; the good guys are the bad guys and vice-versa.

I am the good guy because I want freedom and to have no one make decisions for me, while the Scarlet Pimpernel is the bad guy by saving the nobles and letting a king rule over them! The nobles and the king are the ones taxing us greatly, and while they are living in the lap of luxury, we are working our tails off! And the Scarlet Pimpernel is one of those nobles. Although he isn't the one taxing us, he supports, defends, and protects those nobles that DO tax us. Also, he has become much like the pop icons of today. The facts of the Pimpernel are over looked and the English people glamorize his actions and treat him like he is a hero, which he is not.

The Chase Pt 2

10:25 How did the Scarlet Pimpernel's little helpers get away? there was no way my plan could have failed. That accursed Scarlet Pimpernel must have not planned to go to the hut all along.I don't understand how five men escape from a hut with thirty soldiers posted outside. All the soldiers who let them escape will pay with their lives. So will my most trusted friend who has proved traitorous in letting them escape. We are searching the hut to see if there are any notes or any thing that may have given them directions to escape.
10:30. We have just found a scrap of paper telling us where they escaped to, and where the Scarlet Pimpernel will go. I will no longer kill the soldiers and Desgas, but will pay five-hundred Francs to whoever gets to the stream before he does. We might capture him, and if we do, all of his gang should follow him by trying to rescue him. The Scarlet Pimpernel will have nowhere to run when my soldiers corner him at the creek.

10:40 He escaped! All of them got away! Every one of those soldiers who let them escape are going to die just like he would have if the captured him.

Amazing Cars!

You know this thing called a “car”. Well I heard it was used instead of our old wagons. Then I decided to experiment this “car” thing that people talked about. This thing was not ordinary; no, it was awesome! They had cars in almost every color, and they traveled so fast! They were safe and comfortable way better than our dumb wagons! Then when I was looking at one of them, I found a car that was from a company called “Bugatti”. This car was one of the fastest cars in the world. This car is faster than a pure-bread horse. It said that this car is very, very carefully built. I thought, “Well instead of these wagons and horses, I will sell them and get a new car.”

Now I bought my new car and thought, “I could use this car for a lot of things.” This car is so handy, that with it I could find the Scarlet Pimpernel. I could get to wherever he is only in a couple of hours! Of course it would take like two days to just get there with a regular wagon. So of course buying the car was worth it, and I barely had to pay extra money because I sold all my wagons and horses. That is how I use my brain! I, of course am way smarter than the Scarlet Pimpernel. So that’s how I will find him!

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I think that Margaret has lots of devotion to Percy. She walked so far, and it must have taken a lot of strength to walk that far. She must have wanted to see him rilly bad, but I don’t care she did all of that for nothing. She did all that stuff just to fall in to the hands of me, Chavelin that stupid girl. I wanted to kill her when Margaret tried to warn Sir Percy. He was just about to walk into my trap too; it was so hard to set up that plan. But Margaret will pay for what she did that silly person.





Margaret thought that she could be so clever and try to save Sir Percy. Well she can't!. She tried to follow me, and then she fell into my hands. I found her and I gagged her mouth. I made her stay in one spot. Then she blew my cover but it must have token a lot of courage to break my rules. I told her I would not be that happy if she screamed. Now Sir Percy is gone and I am very mad.

The Scarlet Pimpernel

The Scarlet Pimpernel is a hazard to France's plans of abolishing the monarchy. The League of the Scarlet Pimpernel is on the wrong side of the war. He and his Englishmen are saving the French nobles and aristocrats from the guillotine! Therefore, they are insuring the commoners NEVER gain the power or freedom to decide who they marry or what their job may be outside of their predetermined social status. It is an outrage!

While the Scarlet Pimpernel may seem noble in his deeds, he fights for the power of the monarchy and the king, and not for the freedom of the common man. He has been quoted as saying, "God save the king!" These are not words of a man of freedom; they are words of a monarchist. I believe we have the right to freedom, to do what ever we want, and the right not to be governed by the iron fist of a king! This is why I will not stop pursuing the Scarlet Pimpernel or fighting the honorable fight for independence for the common man.

Hello, I am Chauvelin, You might be thinking about my nasty habit. Well stop, do not take snuff; it will like make you want more. I hate Sir Percy when he gave me that pepper. I was in so much pain that I could not see my nose was burning. I just did not see it coming. I would like to see him sniff some pepper. Now, I would pay to see that, but I still can't believe I fell for that. I was too focused on sending the Scarlet Pimpernail to the guillotine. I will get him back; do not worry my friends because when some one messes with Chauvelin, they get severely punished. as in they will not be able to feel there head.


I know that snuff can do bad things to you, but it is so addicting that I just can't stop. Every time I see some of that snuff, it's like it is calling me. It's like saying, Chauvelin, come to me come. Then next thing you know, I am in a trance. But then in hour, I am back to normal. That's how it feels when you are addicted to snuff. I am very happy that you can still take snuff without being arrested. I have stopped a little in the past years, but I still have a couple of pinches a day now because I can't breath and that is my opineon of snuff

The Chase

We are very close on the trail of the accursed Scarlet Pimpernel. I think we finally have him trapped at Pere Blanchard's hut. Once we get there, he will have nowhere to run. Another way we have him trapped is that the Britsh government won't be able to save him when we catch him in the act of saving convicted fugitives. Our plan is foolproof, and there is no way that it could fail. He may have the cunning of a fox, but against my plan, he may only have the cunning of a ferret. He won't have the slightest idea what is going to happen until it is too late. By the time he has rescued the fugitives, he wil become a fugitive.
He may have outsmarted me in the Chat Gris, but he and all those soldiers that let him escape from there are going to pay for that with their lives. The way he outsmarted me was by tricking me to sniff a handful of pepper instead of a handful of snuff. While I was dazed, he quietly slipped out the door. Even though there were about thirty soldiers stationed outside of the Chat Gris, He practically walked out of there without being noticed. Although, there is a way to see where he is from a long way away and that is his singing. He is practically a walking siren. Apparently, he only knows one song "God save the King", and believe me he was not a born singer. His singing sounds like a dying cow mixed with Satan himself. Maybe the Satan part is what makes him so hard to capture.

Sneaky Spy Poem

I am a very sneaky spy,
and I want the Scarlet Pimpernel to die!
He is very, very cruel
and you know he is quite a fool
I can find him though because I have a sneaky eye!

(late) Welcome, all French bloggers!

 Oh, I forgot to put my 'Welcome' post first, because..I've been a little busy with..um.......work! Yes, some dirty work that needed to be, uh, taken care of. Anyway, Welcome to Chauvelin's French Spy Blog, if you are an Englishman, exit this blog, shut down your computer, and walk away. I am Chauvelin, a little about me is that I have a fox-like face. I am a "ambassador" for those Englishmen, but I'm actually a spy for the French government, trying to find out who that blasted Scarlet Pimpernel is, ugh! That Scarlet Pimpernel! I'm the greatest spy in all of France, and I can't even figure out who the Scarlet Pimpernel is! If you have any, anything that can help me find him, then tell me, send me a letter, or email me at Frenchyguy.M@gmail.com, PRONTO!

    

    Well, at least there is one resource on which I can trust: Lovely Lady Blakeney (AKA to the French people reading this, Marguerite St. Just). She is just so wonderful, if you bargain with her right, then she will tell you anything. Once I dangled her brother's life for the Scarlet Pimpernel's in the guillotine. You might know him, Armand St. Just? Yes? No? Maybe? Oh well, so, I dangled his life before her and she told me that she saw on a piece of burnt paper that said,"Start myself tomorrow..." then on another line it said,"If you wish to speak to me again I shall be in the supper-room at one o'clock precisely." At the end, it was signed with a tiny star-shaped flower. It was signed by the Scarlet Pimpernel, but when I went into the supper-room at precisely one, no one was there but that dumb, rich, lazy, village fool Englishman, Sir Percy Blakeney! Well, I guess that is the end of my 'welcome' post. Now I have to calm down; just talking about those Englishmen gets me all rauled up!

James Bond

I think that James Bond was pretty good in cosino royal I liked when he was in the poker room. I liked how he was very sneaky to put that drug in that one guy's drink. I would give him 5 stars. He reminded me of myself. I think that I am a little better then him, He has all of these gadgets. I don't I am the best of the best.

My opinion on the movie is that it is very awesome. I like the part when they are in the hallway, They get into a relay big fight where James Bond wins. i think that he did really well in the movie. I think he is very sly and is very intelligent.

What I think of France today

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My opinions on the French government today are that well.... I love it! I love almost everything about it, but the one thing I truly hate is that some French people think that we were horrible to the aristocrats. Morbleu! Those Aristocrats only took from society and never gave back. They deserved to die for their traitorous acts against France. To see those aristocrats get a second chance at life absolutely disgusts me. I'm going to find every one of them and drag them to the guillotine by their hair if I must. I also can't stand the people who think the Scarlet Pimpernel was some kind of hero; I would not even spit in his direction let alone consider him to be some sort of hero.
Even though some of the French people idolize that traitorous Englishman instead of despising him like a loyal Frenchman would, I am happy that the French government is a republic not a monarchy. I like the fact that not one person has too much power, and if the President were to abuse his power, he would be voted out of office, and the Prime Minister would take the President's place. I wish France was always ruled by an elected official like the current president Nicolas Sarkozy or the Prime Minister Francois Fillon. They both know that a monarchy would just not work in France. Here's how France's government works. When the President wants to pass a new law, he must first get the Prime Minister's approval on it. Then, if the Prime minister approves it, it goes to the Parliamentarie (Parliament Branch) to either get approved ot thrown out. Once a bill is passed by the Parliamentarie, it must get passed by the House of Rights. If the bill gets passed by the House of Rights, it becomes a law, and is archived to remain a law unless a majority of people disapprove of it in both Parliamentarie and the House of Rights. i really appreciate the way that our government works together instead of just doing what one man (the king) says, a decision must be approved by everybody.

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That Pimpernel!

Well as you know, I am Chauvelin. If you know anything about that Scarlet Pimpernel, please tell me?One thing I shall say is that I am very happy that the monarchy was abolished. The common man will rule and NO king will be bossing around anymore! Now let us go back to the Scarlet Pimpernel. He's a rebel! Manipulating other people to help me will do! He is sneaky and sly, but I know I am better than him! So if you have any information about the Pimpernel,tell me ASAP!

Oh, September 21, 1792 is a joyful day in history! The monarchy is gone, free at last! King Louis and Mar-Antoinette were imprisoned in August 1792. One month before the monarchy got a abolished. Now we still need to find the Scarlet Pimpernel! Again please, please help. If you don't, you will be abandoned forever!