You all know about 'modern' spies. They have the cool gadgets, these things called cars, they get the guy their chasing after, and always, always, gets the ladies (as of some movies I've watched). Now, the 'good' guy always gets or attacks the 'bad' guys, what if this 'good' guy isn't all that good? What if the 'good' guy is trying to and succeeds in making out a 'bad' guy? That is what the Scarlet Pimpernel has done with ME! Even though I AM a French Spy, I'm not really bad. And what is with all these labels?! I mean come on, the good guy and the bad guy!?! What is WITH the world these days! It's like the whole entire world has turned upside down; the good guys are the bad guys and vice-versa.
I am the good guy because I want freedom and to have no one make decisions for me, while the Scarlet Pimpernel is the bad guy by saving the nobles and letting a king rule over them! The nobles and the king are the ones taxing us greatly, and while they are living in the lap of luxury, we are working our tails off! And the Scarlet Pimpernel is one of those nobles. Although he isn't the one taxing us, he supports, defends, and protects those nobles that DO tax us. Also, he has become much like the pop icons of today. The facts of the Pimpernel are over looked and the English people glamorize his actions and treat him like he is a hero, which he is not.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
The Chase Pt 2
10:25 How did the Scarlet Pimpernel's little helpers get away? there was no way my plan could have failed. That accursed Scarlet Pimpernel must have not planned to go to the hut all along.I don't understand how five men escape from a hut with thirty soldiers posted outside. All the soldiers who let them escape will pay with their lives. So will my most trusted friend who has proved traitorous in letting them escape. We are searching the hut to see if there are any notes or any thing that may have given them directions to escape.
10:30. We have just found a scrap of paper telling us where they escaped to, and where the Scarlet Pimpernel will go. I will no longer kill the soldiers and Desgas, but will pay five-hundred Francs to whoever gets to the stream before he does. We might capture him, and if we do, all of his gang should follow him by trying to rescue him. The Scarlet Pimpernel will have nowhere to run when my soldiers corner him at the creek.
10:40 He escaped! All of them got away! Every one of those soldiers who let them escape are going to die just like he would have if the captured him.
10:30. We have just found a scrap of paper telling us where they escaped to, and where the Scarlet Pimpernel will go. I will no longer kill the soldiers and Desgas, but will pay five-hundred Francs to whoever gets to the stream before he does. We might capture him, and if we do, all of his gang should follow him by trying to rescue him. The Scarlet Pimpernel will have nowhere to run when my soldiers corner him at the creek.
10:40 He escaped! All of them got away! Every one of those soldiers who let them escape are going to die just like he would have if the captured him.
Amazing Cars!
You know this thing called a “car”. Well I heard it was used instead of our old wagons. Then I decided to experiment this “car” thing that people talked about. This thing was not ordinary; no, it was awesome! They had cars in almost every color, and they traveled so fast! They were safe and comfortable way better than our dumb wagons! Then when I was looking at one of them, I found a car that was from a company called “Bugatti”. This car was one of the fastest cars in the world. This car is faster than a pure-bread horse. It said that this car is very, very carefully built. I thought, “Well instead of these wagons and horses, I will sell them and get a new car.”
Now I bought my new car and thought, “I could use this car for a lot of things.” This car is so handy, that with it I could find the Scarlet Pimpernel. I could get to wherever he is only in a couple of hours! Of course it would take like two days to just get there with a regular wagon. So of course buying the car was worth it, and I barely had to pay extra money because I sold all my wagons and horses. That is how I use my brain! I, of course am way smarter than the Scarlet Pimpernel. So that’s how I will find him!
Now I bought my new car and thought, “I could use this car for a lot of things.” This car is so handy, that with it I could find the Scarlet Pimpernel. I could get to wherever he is only in a couple of hours! Of course it would take like two days to just get there with a regular wagon. So of course buying the car was worth it, and I barely had to pay extra money because I sold all my wagons and horses. That is how I use my brain! I, of course am way smarter than the Scarlet Pimpernel. So that’s how I will find him!
Friday, April 16, 2010
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I think that Margaret has lots of devotion to Percy. She walked so far, and it must have taken a lot of strength to walk that far. She must have wanted to see him rilly bad, but I don’t care she did all of that for nothing. She did all that stuff just to fall in to the hands of me, Chavelin that stupid girl. I wanted to kill her when Margaret tried to warn Sir Percy. He was just about to walk into my trap too; it was so hard to set up that plan. But Margaret will pay for what she did that silly person.
Margaret thought that she could be so clever and try to save Sir Percy. Well she can't!. She tried to follow me, and then she fell into my hands. I found her and I gagged her mouth. I made her stay in one spot. Then she blew my cover but it must have token a lot of courage to break my rules. I told her I would not be that happy if she screamed. Now Sir Percy is gone and I am very mad.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
The Scarlet Pimpernel
The Scarlet Pimpernel is a hazard to France's plans of abolishing the monarchy. The League of the Scarlet Pimpernel is on the wrong side of the war. He and his Englishmen are saving the French nobles and aristocrats from the guillotine! Therefore, they are insuring the commoners NEVER gain the power or freedom to decide who they marry or what their job may be outside of their predetermined social status. It is an outrage!
While the Scarlet Pimpernel may seem noble in his deeds, he fights for the power of the monarchy and the king, and not for the freedom of the common man. He has been quoted as saying, "God save the king!" These are not words of a man of freedom; they are words of a monarchist. I believe we have the right to freedom, to do what ever we want, and the right not to be governed by the iron fist of a king! This is why I will not stop pursuing the Scarlet Pimpernel or fighting the honorable fight for independence for the common man.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Hello, I am Chauvelin, You might be thinking about my nasty habit. Well stop, do not take snuff; it will like make you want more. I hate Sir Percy when he gave me that pepper. I was in so much pain that I could not see my nose was burning. I just did not see it coming. I would like to see him sniff some pepper. Now, I would pay to see that, but I still can't believe I fell for that. I was too focused on sending the Scarlet Pimpernail to the guillotine. I will get him back; do not worry my friends because when some one messes with Chauvelin, they get severely punished. as in they will not be able to feel there head.
I know that snuff can do bad things to you, but it is so addicting that I just can't stop. Every time I see some of that snuff, it's like it is calling me. It's like saying, Chauvelin, come to me come. Then next thing you know, I am in a trance. But then in hour, I am back to normal. That's how it feels when you are addicted to snuff. I am very happy that you can still take snuff without being arrested. I have stopped a little in the past years, but I still have a couple of pinches a day now because I can't breath and that is my opineon of snuff
I know that snuff can do bad things to you, but it is so addicting that I just can't stop. Every time I see some of that snuff, it's like it is calling me. It's like saying, Chauvelin, come to me come. Then next thing you know, I am in a trance. But then in hour, I am back to normal. That's how it feels when you are addicted to snuff. I am very happy that you can still take snuff without being arrested. I have stopped a little in the past years, but I still have a couple of pinches a day now because I can't breath and that is my opineon of snuff
The Chase
We are very close on the trail of the accursed Scarlet Pimpernel. I think we finally have him trapped at Pere Blanchard's hut. Once we get there, he will have nowhere to run. Another way we have him trapped is that the Britsh government won't be able to save him when we catch him in the act of saving convicted fugitives. Our plan is foolproof, and there is no way that it could fail. He may have the cunning of a fox, but against my plan, he may only have the cunning of a ferret. He won't have the slightest idea what is going to happen until it is too late. By the time he has rescued the fugitives, he wil become a fugitive.
He may have outsmarted me in the Chat Gris, but he and all those soldiers that let him escape from there are going to pay for that with their lives. The way he outsmarted me was by tricking me to sniff a handful of pepper instead of a handful of snuff. While I was dazed, he quietly slipped out the door. Even though there were about thirty soldiers stationed outside of the Chat Gris, He practically walked out of there without being noticed. Although, there is a way to see where he is from a long way away and that is his singing. He is practically a walking siren. Apparently, he only knows one song "God save the King", and believe me he was not a born singer. His singing sounds like a dying cow mixed with Satan himself. Maybe the Satan part is what makes him so hard to capture.
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